facebook marketing guru

Dear Facebook marketing guru,

I am sure you are a bit pissed about Google+. Last year you managed to generate some money for giving advice (and management of FB) to different companies, probably declaring Facebook as the next must-have-big-thing.

‘Oh, you’re selling furniture?’

'Yes, we do.’

'You have to get a FB page.’

'Why is that, mr. Guru?’

'Well, you’ll absolutely need to get interactively closer to your potential customers by addressing them on daily basis, ask questions that you don’t give a fuck about, and you’ll have to give impression you care about 1.716 people who clicked like button. Facebook is the next big thing.’

'Ah, I see. Will we sell more furniture then?’

'You might, it depends, em …’

Obviously, people 'like’ tens, maybe hundreds of pages, and Facebook is becoming a big mean spam machine. When you’ll guarantee our company 10.000 followers on Twitter and when we’ll be in 10.000 different circles on G+, then you can call yourself marketing expert and be pretty much sure you’ll generate a lot of social network profit.

Faithfully yours,
whilt

Postscriptum: Facebook is good for branding, Twitter and G+ measure your awesomeness.